“Our last patent troll we settled for $10,000. If you think about that, it’s barely more than 10 hours of lawyer time.”
Within the post, StarTrek as prior art is invoked, and the dreary exercise of retaining counsel is mentioned:
“I could show them a Star Trek episode from the 1960s” that had a similar concept, [Chris] Hulls said.
Thus his response:
Dear Piece of Shit,
We are currently in the process of retaining counsel and investigating this matter. As a result, we will not be able to meet your Friday deadline. After reviewing this matter with our counsel, we will provide a prompt response.