Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Canseco and Sikahema

Vai Sikahema, author of "Rutgers is Wrong," is now tangling with Jose Canseco, author of Juiced:

Jose Canseco, because things are going so well for him these days, has been looking for someone to go toe-to-toe with him in a celebrity (and I use that term very, very loosely) boxing match. He had recently been offering $5,000 to get someone to accept the challenge, and for a while, everyone, as they usually do, completely ignored Jose Canseco.

But a brave hero has finally stepped up so that this stupid fight may finally take place. And that hero is former Philadelphia Eagles return man Vai Sikahema. What a relief that must be for the millions of you who sit around all day and wistfully think, "Man, when is Jose Canseco going to fight Vai Sikahema?!"

Canseco wrote of Roger Clemens: This man never cheated on his wife. He was one of the rarities, the anomalies, in baseball. I can hardly think of anyone else who never cheated on his wife. :


Blogger MarcusTheGreater said...

Well here is your encounter with #2; Married in 1953 to a perfect help-mate and consider Her My most charished asset.

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